First time for Escorts?

[Lucy Chambers]

Wow Lucy so JAMESCORK was your first ever client, bloody hell what are the odds????

Please don't tell him I mentioned it, he gets a little antsy

[TheCelticDream]

Please don't tell him I mentioned it, he gets a little antsy

geeeeet up out of that.

[Lincoln]

Please don't tell him I mentioned it, he gets a little antsy

Well in all seriousness I hope the over-all quality of clients is generally decent

[Lucy Chambers]

Well in all seriousness I hope the over-all quality of clients is generally decent

Ah, they are grand. Oddly most expect me to sing for my supper. Thats a bit of a bitch but it sure beats working for the HSBC

[wolfie]

My first client was utterly wonderful. He met me at the door like a deer stuck in headlights, scurried down the half doing a strange crab like walk, came in his trousers by the bedroom door, threw the money at me and ran away. Tres bon. Its has gone decidedly down hill from there.

Second one asked me if did watersports. Of course! I enthused. I dive all the time!

Ha ha ha .....You crazy zanny chick ......... headlights .... ahem !! chuckle chuckle

[ksteve]

Ah, they are grand. Oddly most expect me to sing for my supper. Thats a bit of a bitch but it sure beats working for the HSBC

Well then just bring them down to the local karaoke bar -- that'll change their tune pretty quickly. Actually, you are doing very well , most girls are expected to do a lot more for their fees !! Whats your secret ?

[Happy Gilmore]

Thank you, HG xxx


Funny.. I don't know how to ride a bicycle.. it was only an analogy I'm afraid.. lol

Well I can't ride a horse so that makes us quits I guess?!?