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    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

    In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

    On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

    After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

    The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

    The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit three inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

    lol

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    Very good!

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    Pmsl :d :d :d
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    Very good fella

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    Very good mer
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    Ya know how to tell em .: lol
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    Here's one for you:

    One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

    After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

    The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

    The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"

    She replies, "Oh, I see!"

    After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

    Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

    The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

    She replies, "Oh, I see!"

    Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

    "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"

    "Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"

    She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

    "Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

    Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

    Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?"

    "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

    In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

    On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

    After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

    The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

    The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit three inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

    lol
    Im ever so glad the post was about someone else Mer. I read the title and my immediate thought was that you really do need some luck
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    very good mer

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Im ever so glad the post was about someone else Mer. I read the title and my immediate thought was that you really do need some luck
    lol lucy im only young yet so hopefully it wont happen to me just yet lol

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