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    Just seen this lady on the home page, thought i have a look at the profile her body looked great and when i was looking yea fab body but terrible maths on here behalf, she charges €50 for 30mins, but €180 for an hour. If thats the case make 3 30mins apointments during the day for €150 in total and still have €30 for a few beers later after an hour and half sex.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/20204...sh-escort.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewomble View Post
    Just seen this lady on the home page, thought i have a look at the profile her body looked great and when i was looking yea fab body but terrible maths on here behalf, she charges €50 for 30mins, but €180 for an hour. If thats the case make 3 30mins apointments during the day for €150 in total and still have €30 for a few beers later after an hour and half sex.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/20204...sh-escort.html
    Tee Hee... We have seen this before Womble and it has turned out that the young lady offers massage for 50 quid but if ya wanna flas her ya gotta fork out 180. Bit confusing really. You would think she would explain her rates in her text.

    She looks loverly tho...lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Tee Hee... We have seen this before Womble and it has turned out that the young lady offers massage for 50 quid but if ya wanna flas her ya gotta fork out 180. Bit confusing really. You would think she would explain her rates in her text.

    She looks loverly tho...lol.
    Langer, get with the program, it was another girl that was discussed in this thread but I reckon your assumption is correct, was with another lady in Sallins that advertises massage for 50 / 30mins and full service @180 /hr. She said she doesn't do 30mins full service. Seems to be the new trend to offer as low a rate as possible to get you to pick up the phone.

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    I wonder has anyone gone for just the €50 massage ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    I wonder has anyone gone for just the €50 massage ??
    Wouldnt surprise me if Anon has... and then tried to slip in his todger... (mean Navan Bastard and all...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Wouldnt surprise me if Anon has... and then tried to slip in his todger... (mean Navan Bastard and all...)
    My todger slips nowhere, needs brute force to fit most places

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    My todger slips nowhere, needs brute force to fit most places
    brute force and the jaws of life to make room


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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    brute force and the jaws of life to make room
    You're visiting Shirley way too much if those are the toys you keep lying around

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewomble View Post
    Just seen this lady on the home page, thought i have a look at the profile her body looked great and when i was looking yea fab body but terrible maths on here behalf, she charges €50 for 30mins, but €180 for an hour. If thats the case make 3 30mins apointments during the day for €150 in total and still have €30 for a few beers later after an hour and half sex.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/20204...sh-escort.html
    this is surprising as greeks are famous mathematicians!
    however im still avaliable for maths grinds to any escort
    competitive rates

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathsteacher View Post
    this is surprising as greeks are famous mathematicians!
    however im still avaliable for maths grinds to any escort
    competitive rates
    That's it, you've solved the case, she must be lying about her nationality, good job

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