Right... Who else here is sick of not winning a single cent on the Lotto or the Euromillions? I'm gonna assume everyone. Well, I have a job for you all. This mission, should you choose to accept it, will give you a permanent roof over your head in 1* accommodation, all the meals you can eat and the finest company that money can buy. This place even has it's own name. It's called 'Prison'. Funny name for a house eh? You'll never have to worry about the recession for at least 10 years, and by that time the recession will be over. Where will I be? Stuck on some tropical island with beautiful ladies, plenty of drink and exotic meals. But I have to pay taxes. Quality offer people
Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!
As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"
LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!