A Thought Experiment for The Punters. Would you like to be reviewed ?

[Lincoln]

blinkin hell Ric if an escort actually ever used a phrase like "...comports himself in a decent manner" I would have her rushed to A&E to have her surgically "Undorked"!! Only an geek like me can use that sort of phraseology, it is NOT for the lovely sweet ladies of E-I!!!

But excellent work sir, I'd have had Mr. Horan pegged as a weeper and a hugger too.....

[Ric Hardgear]

now this took me ages its actually a golf card i took the names of the first 10 answers to thread ...i was inclusive ....look again and chuckle ........bumbity bumppp....

[Shirley Joy]

Hilarious the thought about how my reviews would be
"he agreed to take MrPinky deep throat and deep down there, but none of the 2 holes were able to handle my "jewel"...so I left pretty disappointed with the service received..." lol

[nick2010]

I'm pretty sure we discussed this before. The consensus was that most girls would shy away from such candour publicly (it not being in their interest to be critical of clients ah.....prowess)

What I would like to be privvy to would be a private forum where girls discuss clients. I'd be honestly curious to see any feedback about myself. I truly hope I comport myself in a decent manner at all times.

Of course you do Lincoln, you are a gentleman ;-) xxxx

[nick2010]

Absolutely not!!! My ego is big enough as it is!! Any further praise from the ladies and my head might burst!!!


In reality if the ladies reviewed me - my review board will probably look like this:
https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/kfd.html

With the only green buttons coming from ladies who had succumbed to my begging for a positive review (and the promise that they'd never seen me again!)


Clearly a system like this will never work. If the ladies really let us know what they think of us, most of us would never return! Which is bad for business. And that's what this whole site and industry is about!

Agree 100% Morpheus We are here to please and make you all happy, not to Judy
By the way, I'm very lucky to say the majority of my clients are brilliant so
I really wouldn't have to much negative things to say .... ;-) xxxx