The Perfect Punter Will Always....

[bigpaws]

Because she read them to me from her laptop while I was rimming her ..........

Paws

[katxxx]

Dear John,

I think, if I had an attitude the tone of my posts would be slightly different, don't you think so? How do you know, what I'm like, if you had never met me at all or have no idea about the way I conduct my bussiness?

I'm very glad, that you do have the respect towards the girls you visit and you have an uttmost hygene.

This is a board for everybody, so I can post whatever I wish to post. If you don't like the content of it, then why read it?
If you have nothing constructing to add, then why bother replying?
This post is aimed at the guys, who were/are in a grey area, I really do not know, why you are taking it so personal, when you keep yourself to this points anyway...
Or perheaps it just a stress relief after work, as you probably don't talk to people like this at work and it feels good???? Just had to be negative to add entertainment value to the forum? Maybe it's you with the chip on your shoulder here???
Just as well as you guys are moaning about crap services, dirty escorts and having your requests not fulfilled on here. I think escorts have certain issues they would like to highlight and that's why there is a forum.
I think the tone of your voice and the attitude of some of the other punters on the board here is the reason to hardly any girls adding their oppinion on here. It would be so much more lively here, if they wouldn't be slagged off almost all the time by one or two guys in a thread. There is constructive critisism/educated discussion and slagging off. Which one do you prefer to read?

I don't think I have anything else to add here as I'm not prepered to reply to any more of Punter Johns insults and anger him further. Peace out Punter John!

xxx Kat

BTW: I think Paws is wishing to be right in my ass twice a day, every day, but he is not!!! He just has an oppinion, just like you!

[bigpaws]

You are wrong Kat ................ I would love to be in your ass at least 4/5 times a day!!! ;-)
And poor me, I missed both yourself and Honey on your last vist ............ what can you do!! ;-(

Paws

[diver]

the prefect punter will always do the following, in order to achive the best start possible......:

1, Carry a chewing gum or mint, or most escorts will keep mouthwash in the bathroom, so use it.

2, When you shower, do wash your very important bits, that means pulling your foreskin back ALL THE WAY (your mature chedar, from under your foreskin, won't taste as good as the one from the supermarket and most of us will just ask you to shower again), scrubing your bums (especially if you like rimming), and I mean scrubbing.

3, Most of us will ALWAYS give you a clean towel, but depending on the location (ie. some girls are in the hotels) we have limited numbers, so one towel per visit, unless more can be provided or something happens.

4, Pls DO NOT BOOK if you have cold COLD SORES, SCARES (take care when shaving, however I stick a plaster over scars where possible), or ANYTHING ON YOUR SKIN you are unsure of. (some things like ecsema etc. are fine and most likely you will know that you have it already), as you will miss out on kissing, owo. OR we will catch your skin infection and pass it around unknowingly...

5, Be a gentleman... (luckily most of you are )

6, if you are running more then 15 min late, pls keep us updated, so we can alter the schedual, if neccesary

7, last but not least pls ONLY ring with your mobile number showing and bear in mind that some of us don't answer txts at all, so don't txt unless you are advised to do so... (I HATE TXTING)

I think that's it on my part really. Any ladies think of anything else pls type on in bulett points only, just to keep it simple...
xxx

This wasn't meant as an offence etc., so pls go easy on me...

You do go for a closer inspection than any other escort I have come across or, maybe, I just looked especially seedy that day. It can be a little offputting even for an old hand like me. I wonder if you could make it more fun by starting out in a sexy nurse's uniform- the kind where the top button is at navel level.
I also wonder if you would consider "killing two birds with one stone" so to speak. That is having a shower with the client. Girls have offered this in the past but not recently. I have found it hugely stimulating having my sensitive bits soaped by soft hands and soapy nipples sliding around my backside. Sometimes, I did not get beyond the bathroom.
There is one final but very important point that needs to be made. I am lucky enough to have both a missus and a girlfriend who are very tolerant and I am very fond of. The last thing that I want is to bring something nasty back to them.
If I am kissing an escort or licking her pussy or my dick is deep in her throat it is very comforting to know that she is as careful as Kat is.

[spiral]

If I am kissing an escort or licking her pussy or my dick is deep in her throat it is very comforting to know that she is as careful as Kat is.

www.clittyslickers.com

Pissing, wine bottles and unprotected sex, very careful

[Honey/Alexi D]

You do go for a closer inspection than any other escort I have come across or, maybe, I just looked especially seedy that day. It can be a little offputting even for an old hand like me. I wonder if you could make it more fun by starting out in a sexy nurse's uniform- the kind where the top button is at navel level.
I also wonder if you would consider "killing two birds with one stone" so to speak. That is having a shower with the client. Girls have offered this in the past but not recently. I have found it hugely stimulating having my sensitive bits soaped by soft hands and soapy nipples sliding around my backside. Sometimes, I did not get beyond the bathroom.
There is one final but very important point that needs to be made. I am lucky enough to have both a missus and a girlfriend who are very tolerant and I am very fond of. The last thing that I want is to bring something nasty back to them.
If I am kissing an escort or licking her pussy or my dick is deep in her throat it is very comforting to know that she is as careful as Kat is.

[katxxx]

"Pissing, wine bottles and unprotected sex, very careful"

Rest assured there are VERY strickt rules applied in porn as regards of safety. And I think safety is much more out of the window when people leave from a bar on a drunken night.....

I've not shoot a boy-girl sceen for over 2 years either....

It sais on my profile that I've been in movies too, if anybody has an issue with it, they can make an informative choice for themselves to start off with...

xxx

btw: What's wrong with a bottle???

ps.: I'm really considering never putting anything up on this forum other then advertising as it is just not worth it....

[Honey/Alexi D]

www.clittyslickers.com

Pissing, wine bottles and unprotected sex, very careful

Mate when people do porn they have REGULAR health checks and cant perform unless they have a clear and valid test. Yes there are amatures that dont but I will personally vouch for Kat and the ladies I personally tour with that have performed in porn because they are the SAFEST women to deal with. I have had my face between her legs countless times and I am fine. She is so responsible as a working girl she took days off of work for a bloody cut on her finger. She does not and has never taken risks with anyones health. When she had a hair spot on the inside of her leg she covered it with a plaster and wouldn't allow reversed oral.....even by me.

There are some ladies that are less concerned about YOU GUYS, but she's not one of them.

If anyone has anything more to say about Kat may I suggest that you research and consider what you have to say, because even if Kat will be polite and sit back taking this c**p, I wont. I will not stand to hear or read any attack on one of the most considerate, clean, polite, genuine and close to the most perfect escort working to date. If you dont like her rules dont go and see her but dont slate her when she is the poster escort for all the things you want from a punt.

You slate girls for not being clean, for not offering a shower, charging extra for services, apperance, friendlyness and not rushing you out the door..........

EVERYTHING KAT DOESN'T DO. I've seen her spend 3 hrs with a client when he only paid for 1, just because she could and wanted to. Allow a 3some client wait in the apartment after his service because he didn't cum, then after seeing her next client took him in for another 1hr at no extra just because he was nice. Dont get me wrong, shes not a mug and will say time is up if she is on a busy schedual, but does that sound like someone that deserves your slating?

She offers A, rimming, kissing, uniforms, owo and cim for no extra charge, and does she charge a fortune in the beggining? NO 150e or 250e same as most.......

Go and find a real target deserving of you abuse.

Enough said.

[spiral]

Mate when people do porn they have REGULAR health checks and cant perform unless they have a clear and valid test. Yes there are amatures that dont but I will personally vouch for Kat and the ladies I personally tour with that have performed in porn because they are the SAFEST women to deal with. I have had my face between her legs countless times and I am fine. She is so responsible as a working girl she took days off of work for a bloody cut on her finger. She does not and has never taken risks with anyones health. When she had a hair spot on the inside of her leg she covered it with a plaster and wouldn't allow reversed oral.....even by me.

There are some ladies that are less concerned about YOU GUYS, but she's not one of them.

If anyone has anything more to say about Kat may I suggest that you research and consider what you have to say, because even if Kat will be polite and sit back taking this c**p, I wont. I will not stand to hear or read any attack on one of the most considerate, clean, polite, genuine and close to the most perfect escort working to date. If you dont like her rules dont go and see her but dont slate her when she is the poster escort for all the things you want from a punt.

You slate girls for not being clean, for not offering a shower, charging extra for services, apperance, friendlyness and not rushing you out the door..........


EVERYTHING KAT DOESN'T DO. I've seen her spend 3 hrs with a client when he only paid for 1, just because she could and wanted to. Allow a 3some client wait in the apartment after his service because he didn't cum, then after seeing her next client took him in for another 1hr at no extra just because he was nice. Dont get me wrong, shes not a mug and will say time is up if she is on a busy schedual, but does that sound like someone that deserves your slating?

She offers A, rimming, kissing, uniforms, owo and cim for no extra charge, and does she charge a fortune in the beggining? NO 150e or 250e same as most.......

Go and find a real target deserving of you abuse.

Enough said.

Get off your high horse there, my post was meant as a joke, a light hearted poke at a topic STARTED by Kat about hygiene etc, with a heap of sarcasm on top for good measure.

I have met Kat before with her friend billie brit and had a great time, I was not abusing her and was just about to write a lighthearted reply to her last post, but I am not going to take your C**P.

Get your facts right about health checks before you start on me, wasn't the californian porn industry not shut down for a while after some performers caught HIV?

But I guess your a doctor too as you seem to be an expert on everything else.

Plus "You slate girls for not being clean, for not offering a shower, charging extra for services, apperance, friendlyness and not rushing you out the door.........."

When did I Slate girls for this? In fairness you can tell pretty quick if a girl and her place is clean or not, if not I walk out. Simple.

I don't abuse the escorts here, but the signature you use which boasts the approval of bigpaws the most disrespectful little cunt towards the escorts on this site makes me laugh.

P.s. Kat there is nothing wrong with a wine bottle, it was meant as a joke. Tell your idiot friend to get a sense of humour

[katxxx]

I think the reason she answered to your post like that is, that it didn't come across funny even if you meant it that way.... that's why she replied to you, the way she did.... to be honest I don't think she will keep grodges with you for it at all... you came and said it was a joke, so let's forget about it... and you have opened a very delicate area with that post....
Apologie excepted no worries babes... , glad you had a good time with us back then though...

I'm no godess though, so none of you should get the impression!!!!

It's a pitty, that this thread is turning into a war zone, when I just wanted to get some important information out there, that was it!!!! Mind you with the amount of viewes it has probably it is getting trough... I think we should all go back to the original topic, rather then have discussions about me and my attitude!!!
xxx

ps.: Paws has nothing to do with the thread, but I'm actually glad, that at least we are on his good girl list at the moment....

ps2: I was actally trying to pour the water inside me and spray it out.... I have strong pelvic muscle, but it just dribbled out.... ((( I was gutted, but hey, I've tried it. Was an interresting experiment!