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    A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mum to come out. While waiting, the little boy gets bored and just when his Mum comes walking out she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt..

    "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten!

    For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.

    When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."
    What do you mean?" he asks.
    "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.
    "Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"
    Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."
    "Yes, there are," he says, "my Mum told me so."
    "No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek."
    "No, I'm sorry", he says. "My Mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."
    "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK, I DON'T HAVE ANY TEETH DOWN THERE"

    The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"


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    Jasus mer I don't know whether to pat ya on the back or clip your ear for ya .: lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Jasus mer I don't know whether to pat ya on the back or clip your ear for ya .: lol
    haha lol im just bored thats all haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    haha lol im just bored thats all haha
    In that case would ya not go and have a punt for yourself .: lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    In that case would ya not go and have a punt for yourself .: lol
    He has to sell a few more tubs of B..... first
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovethegirls View Post
    He has to sell a few more tubs of B..... first
    Oh jasus ltg please don't get him started .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovethegirls View Post
    He has to sell a few more tubs of B..... first
    LDM declares shenanigans against LTG for almost mentioning that which must not be mentioned EVER!!!
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 27-06-11 at 22:57.
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    Have you ever seen the movie teeth
    Makes that joke all the more believable lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    LDM declares shenanigans against LTG for almost mentioning that which must not be mentioned EVER!!!
    Bravo , he deserves it .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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