What's the strangest, or kinkiest place you've ever masturbated?
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What's the strangest, or kinkiest place you've ever masturbated?
Come and share with me Please xx
sperminater (21-06-11)
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I climbed a small mountain once and felt such a sense of achievement, yet hadn't brought anything to celebrate with, that i decided to knock one out.
It is said there is a small tree growing there with a knot in the bark that bears an uncanny resemblance to me !
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The seediest story ( and I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who has experienced this here ) is that i walked into a sex shop in times square in new york.
They had 'live' girls ( my favourite kind ) upstairs.
Up I went, paid a small sum, and was shown into a curtained cubicle. There was a girl behind a Perspex window and i was kindly invited to whip out Bruno Jr and shoot my load onto the window ( which I managed to do surprisingly easily and quickly ).
A healthy dose of sleaze always works for me !
As I left, some old guy entered the cubicle with a mop and some absorbent paper roll.
That is a job that is way down my list should i ever be unemployed.
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Can't understand why my careers advisor never told me about that choice when I was deciding....Bruno you definitely are sleazy and it makes great reading for the rest of us, LOLOriginally Posted by Bruno69
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Mmmm too many to think of but I remember talking 3 girls asking me when I was 15 in a wooded area asking me to take it out and wank no way I said cos they were taking the piss out of me go on if you do one of them was going to kiss me now they were really takeing the piss then I said fuck it took him out and bang gone in 60 seconds I never got my kiss they ran off laughing I was mortified were they going to tell everone next day landed back at school the word had spread after two days all was forgotten but I tell you one thing I had no bother pulling the birds after that so now when I look back I say good on ya and I met them at a reunion a few years back and the smiles were on my face would I do it again no effn way
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On a bus London to Dover.
On a ferry Dover to Calais.
On a plane London to Mumbai (In my seat).
At school.
Seriously. If I get an urge I like to deal with it quickly
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When ya got go just go!! No point in beating around the bush!! Oh a little pun thereOn a bus London to Dover.
On a ferry Dover to Calais.
On a plane London to Mumbai (In my seat).
At school.
Seriously. If I get an urge I like to deal with it quickly
But it's a question that's so hard to answer when your average is twice a day for 40 odd years do the maths.... It's just too HARD to remember haha
On a bus London to Dover.
On a ferry Dover to Calais.
On a plane London to Mumbai (In my seat).At school.
Seriously. If I get an urge I like to deal with it quickly
There was a lot of turbulence on that flight
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
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They say that is one of the side effects, loss of memory...Lol, I think, can't remember where I heard that.
sperminater (21-06-11)
Ladies first charlie , and then I'll share .: lolWhat's the strangest, or kinkiest place you've ever masturbated?
Come and share with me Please xx
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
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