New restaurant in Cork

[mellors]

Following the success of my takeout service last night I have decided to open a new restaurant.
You can find us in:
Coming to Cork soon(for next 300days)
New in Cork (next 300 days)
Randomly featured in Cork (next 300 days)

Hi
New to Cork, come see us, pick up the phone and call xxxx
Spice up your time with us, have Lucy as your waitress (she might offer you faggots and yorkshire pudds...which are not on the menu)

Favorites:
PWO Poppadom without
PC Poppadom covered (mango chutney)
NP Naan bread uncovered
NBS Naan bread stuffed, whereever you want it

Please note Bombay Duck offered to regulars only. All favs at the cooks discrection and your personal hygiene.

City Centre location near local landmark ***** *****, please text when you get there and we will give you directions. Door code: 69753450875t4* *,then press bell (or wait till someone comes out)

Prices Ask

Reviews:
Daily Telegraph - " like the days of the Raj "
Daily Star - " gave me the sh*ts...recommended"
Mr Fussy - " Poor service, disinterested service from waitress, kept trying to get me to have tripe. Hygeine disgusting, cook fondling waitress whilst cooking...Would I go back ...yes I would

PLease note : Toilets are for customers only, not for you to look at the menu go into and have a wank and do a runner.

[laura kiss]

Mellors you invite me to have dinner with u tonight?

[lovethegirls]

Excellent mellors very good

[dave1dave]

What no showers !!

And one question, my regular restaurant provides me with complimentary Popodums. Can you do this also ?

[mellors]

Mellors you invite me to have dinner with u tonight?

We'll try that new place in Cork, it sounds good !

[laura kiss]

We'll try that new place in Cork, it sounds good !

Ok great!we have a plan for this weekend
lol

[mellors]

What no showers !!

And one question, my regular restaurant provides me with complimentary Popodums. Can you do this also ?

This a high class establishment Dave 1, probably not for a cheapskate like you. No showers but we do have a jet hose for washing the filth from the kitchen

[mellors]

Ok great!we have a plan for this weekend
lol

I hope your not one of these time wasters who books and then doesn't show up !! (I've heard they exist)

[dave1dave]

This a high class establishment Dave 1, probably not for a cheapskate like you. No showers but we do have a jet hose for washing the filth from the kitchen

Perfect. I'll be around at 8pm for a hosing, Can I book a table for one at 9pm. And can you ask the waitress not to lick all the chutney off my Popadums this time !

[laura kiss]

I hope your not one of these time wasters who books and then doesn't show up !! (I've heard they exist)

The time wasters are male not womans
lol