New restaurant in Cork

[mellors]

Following the success of my takeout service last night I have decided to open a new restaurant.
You can find us in:
Coming to Cork soon(for next 300days)
New in Cork (next 300 days)
Randomly featured in Cork (next 300 days)

Hi
New to Cork, come see us, pick up the phone and call xxxx
Spice up your time with us, have Lucy as your waitress (she might offer you faggots and yorkshire pudds...which are not on the menu)

Favorites:
PWO Poppadom without
PC Poppadom covered (mango chutney)
NP Naan bread uncovered
NBS Naan bread stuffed, whereever you want it

Please note Bombay Duck offered to regulars only. All favs at the cooks discrection and your personal hygiene.

City Centre location near local landmark ***** *****, please text when you get there and we will give you directions. Door code: 69753450875t4* *,then press bell (or wait till someone comes out)

Prices Ask

Reviews:
Daily Telegraph - " like the days of the Raj "
Daily Star - " gave me the sh*ts...recommended"
Mr Fussy - " Poor service, disinterested service from waitress, kept trying to get me to have tripe. Hygeine disgusting, cook fondling waitress whilst cooking...Would I go back ...yes I would

PLease note : Toilets are for customers only, not for you to look at the menu go into and have a wank and do a runner.