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    Talking Poetry

    I never liked poetry but this one I thaugt was mad so I'll share it
    There once was a man form Nantucket
    Who's cock was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
    If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!!!!

    A bit rude but arn't we all any more to get over this crap weather only humerious ones allowed
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    THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
    Created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher, smart with wit,
    Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
    Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
    With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
    Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
    By using red velvet, he lined it within.
    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
    With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
    Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
    He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
    Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
    He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
    Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
    He sucked it and fucked it and called it a c**t
    CBG

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    Entertaining indeed, but I don't see Seamus Heaney being overly concerned, LOL

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    There's a lot has been said 'bout the breast---
    Like how nicely they feel when they're pressed.
    But when push comes to shove,
    In this business of love,
    Its "twats" 'tween the legs that is best.
    CBG

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    Peace had left the entire thread
    Evening descended over a monastery
    It was in the middle of summer, down in a meadow
    I sit with a girl speaking a priest.

    He with a long beard and beautiful face
    With eyes of coal and vigorous body
    Her small, slim, with breasts jumping,
    With curly hair and round hips.

    - Hail parent, as befits
    - Good evening girl, you're looking at me?
    - I came, Father, I confess

    - I cheating husband? It is drunk? You beat?
    - Not that's it, I bring all
    But what I use if not a man.
    You know, Father, I want to say,
    About the what? he is not at all good.

    - Tell if a woman, do not be ashamed
    Tell you how it comes, to understand it better
    Do not take the arms, are inconsolable,
    Do not give hubby that she wants a girl?

    - Look, Father, how to tell? is small
    When I feel close, barely rises
    He takes me in his arms, wants to kiss me
    I stick me in her, maybe fuck me?

    He goes with me, you ball to balls,
    Yes the ass once, and then be bent
    I unfold the pussy, I go myself to him
    And a cousin to give me and I start crying.

    I shake the rod, he stands firm
    And look at me in the eye of the park would be time
    I stand all night, I frame and jam
    What is this? Is it any curse?

    Him about a girl from his village,
    Old woman about him a spell, it would be charmed?
    I came, father, if I understand it
    Pray to the Lord, my husband loose.

    I'm not going to-here, I do not give up
    Untie it, a parent, I want to be fucked
    - Well, to father, pray to the heavenly
    Sami listen to the voice and it quiet

    To do this but you do canons,
    To pray and give alms hot
    But, wait a CLIA, I sit and explain
    Say that a rub palms and not rise?

    You give your all and naked
    And he looks and is not school?
    You lie in bed and stay so long
    Ride on her, but stands as a cow?

    It is unbelievable that, I confess,
    Confess when I hear the first time
    So beautiful, young, is the height
    He did not have part-life, a man the world.

    But now know, maybe I am wrong,
    You know what I propose? ? Let's try
    You my breasts ball, and I rub you
    - And I better see her suck a hard-
    NCAP no doubt, you are innocent.

    And then you begin fasting and prayer-
    That totputernic do wonder,
    Let me untie her husband to make him Vinje,
    Thank you in front and the inside.

    But you know something that my dick
    Is much higher, God forgive him
    - Well then parent, or as you say
    Undress me soon, let me put it to.

    And that evening, in the shadow it looks
    Two naked bodies that feast
    Scared girl with insatiable longing
    Keep hands caught than male.

    - Oh, what a big dick, I'm starting to worry.
    I can not fear, From now jam
    Here's how it moves, how is the bounce
    Blessed is that it stuck with dick.

    I rock hard and standing straight up,
    So proud of him, I love untold
    Let me, Father, I want to kiss
    - Take, dear girl, suck as much.

    Now go, let yourself back,
    Loosen trouser well, as much as possible.
    What he saw dumbfounded priest pussy
    And I come along thousands of fools.

    - Look, what miracle from God
    Let me girl, and a kiss and I
    What woe, girl, you upset the grass?
    - No , father, I gidela beard.

    - Then I know well fetch
    Loosen your trouser legs better to kiss navel.

    Reach a parent, can not, I swear
    Put your dick in pussy-ass and I take
    Come, father, and a virtual Total feel me
    Let's hook and fuck well.

    Well what then, want to fuck you,
    Bag pula-n your pussy from the start
    Stay on all fours, jump up ass-n
    Hang on the grass, and I told myself.

    Take your dick with mine and it fits
    Put it in her pussy and then me-beleste
    So, well, now it's fucked
    And fuck your dad to be happy.

    - Fuck me harder, gather me the ass
    -Shoot me in the dick and round
    - Get the father fuck, fuck you so well?
    - Rub me, Father, and not let me.

    Do not leave the girl, a little fuck you anymore,
    As soon as they feel up to the navel
    Now boosts ass and you bent
    To enter dick and balls up.

    Wait, daughter dad, yes endure a moment
    Do not move the Court, I feel that I ant
    Too ndesi you in dick in ass so easily
    You dick-n pussy, not moving as they die.

    - I feel that I ant, of, I uttered!
    - Thank you, Father, that I've calmed down!
    ***
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    A naive young punter named Paul,
    Noticed nasty red marks on his tool,
    The Doctor a cynic, said
    "Get out of my clynic
    And wipe off that lipstick you fool"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutley View Post
    A naive young punter named Paul,
    Noticed nasty red marks on his tool,
    The Doctor a cynic, said
    "Get out of my clynic
    And wipe off that lipstick you fool"
    Very good

    xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by laura kiss View Post
    Very good

    xxx

    There was a young lady called Laura,
    My God you should have saw her!
    Dark brazilian tan
    A goddess to man.
    Definitely never bore ya!!!!

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    Betty Botter bought some butter,
    "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
    If I bake this bitter butter,
    It will make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter -
    That would make my batter better."
    So she bought a bit of butter,
    Better than her bitter butter,
    And she baked it in her batter,
    And the batter was not bitter.
    So 'twas better Betty Botter
    Bought a bit of better butter.


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