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    Default How to shower like a man :DD

    How To Shower Like a Man

    Refill Fresh water tank and then wait 4hrs until truma heats the water again
    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
    Walk naked to the bathroom.
    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
    Get in the shower.
    Wash your face.
    Wash your armpits.
    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    Wash your hair.
    Make a Shampoo Mohawk..
    Wee.
    Rinse off and get out of shower.
    Partially dry off.
    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of enclosure or door not closed properly the whole time.
    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on..
    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    Throw wet towel on bed!!!!!

    lol

    gigity gigity gigity ooooh right!!

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    Jesus if i ever meet you i'll know what to expect PMSL


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    Quote Originally Posted by scottish nina View Post
    Jesus if i ever meet you i'll know what to expect PMSL


    Nina

    xxx
    lol nina

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    Its funny because its true lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    How To Shower Like a Man

    Refill Fresh water tank and then wait 4hrs until truma heats the water again
    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
    Walk naked to the bathroom.
    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
    Get in the shower.
    Wash your face.
    Wash your armpits.
    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    Wash your hair.
    Make a Shampoo Mohawk..
    Wee.
    Rinse off and get out of shower.
    Partially dry off.
    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of enclosure or door not closed properly the whole time.
    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on..
    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    Throw wet towel on bed!!!!!

    lol

    gigity gigity gigity ooooh right!!
    Woo hoo ! lol love it
    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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    Cut, paste, write giggity.

    Genius.

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