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    Wink The unlucky thief

    A store manager in Augusta, GA., told police he observed a male customer on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife, and ran for the door.

    Outside were four marines collecting toys for the ‘Toys for Tots’ program, who stopped the man’s escape, but he stabbed one of the marines in the back. After Police and Ambulance arrived at the scene, the injured marine was transported to hospital for treatment, and his injuries turned out to be not too severe.

    However, the thief was also transported to the hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, suspected broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw. According to the Police report they were injuries sustained when he slipped and fell off the kerb after stabbing the Marine.

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    Now thats Karma, falling after stabbing the marine, thats actually Fantastic Karma, deserved him right

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    I wonder did the marines help with his fall .: doc
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    How high was the kerb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dark-knight View Post
    How high was the kerb.
    High enough to 'break' his fall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    I wonder did the marines help with his fall .: doc
    Im sure they did Doc, scraped him from the ground after which sounded like an awful fall to substain those nasty injuries

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    They should have let the courts deal with him, we all know that the legal system...... ah, who am I kidding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by akasomeoneelse View Post
    They should have let the courts deal with him, we all know that the legal system...... ah, who am I kidding?
    ya had me there right up til the 17th word Legal systems there to be broken otherwise we wouldnt need 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker85 View Post
    Im sure they did Doc, scraped him from the ground after which sounded like an awful fall to substain those nasty injuries
    How high are those kerbs in america .: lol
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