top 10 porn myths

[mer]

Top 10 porn myths.

10 - High Heels.
Women wear high heels to bed.

9 - Going Down
When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7 - Suck It
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

6 - Busted
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

5 - Oh Yeah
Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

2 - Double Penetration
Double penetration makes women smile.

1 - Splat
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

[BACMAN36]

Top 10 porn myths.

10 - High Heels.
Women wear high heels to bed.

9 - Going Down
When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7 - Suck It
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

6 - Busted
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

5 - Oh Yeah
Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

2 - Double Penetration
Double penetration makes women smile.

1 - Splat
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

Sounds just like my average Friday night

[monster_monster]

Top 10 porn myths.

10 - High Heels.
Women wear high heels to bed.

9 - Going Down
When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7 - Suck It
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

6 - Busted
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

5 - Oh Yeah
Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

2 - Double Penetration
Double penetration makes women smile.

1 - Splat
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

or face

[mer]

or face

lol haha

[laura kiss]

or face

Fuck what a big dick

[Morpheus]

Top 10 porn myths.

10 - High Heels.
Women wear high heels to bed.

9 - Going Down
When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7 - Suck It
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

6 - Busted
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

5 - Oh Yeah
Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

2 - Double Penetration
Double penetration makes women smile.

1 - Splat
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

All true!!! Someone needs to take you aside Mer, and tell you that this is gospel!!

[Amy Alison]

3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

Haha, yes, I thought the same a few times

[Fitzy]

or face

Jasus talk about being knocked for six Lol.

[dark-knight]

or face

Thats called tallywacking, they don't like that especially if they wake up. lol

[ksteve]

Top 10 porn myths.

8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

Oh shit -- thats knocked the stuffing out of me !!