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    Quote Originally Posted by upandatthem View Post
    Hi everyone new to this forum i hope i chat with all of you real soon
    STAY AWAY u will spend all ure money end up homless and destitute and when ure begging on the street the ladies
    will pass u with their heads held high clasping their new Armani handbag u helped pay for and wont even put a few cent
    in ure paper cup



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    Welcome to the cabaret

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    Welcome to the jungle Upandatthem!

    A word to the wise:

    1) Never mention prices or you'll be


    2) Generally anything involving - all go down a treat!

    3) For some strange reason, threads involving are very popular! The devil if I'll ever understand why!


    4) The Queen of this site is called Lucy. Worship at her feet and you'll be fine. If you don't, you'll be sent to Shirrley for a



    5) The alpha male on this site prowls around as a lion! But he's really a big kitty at heart, and is an expert on all technical details (even better than the mods, but don't tell them!)


    6) And as for the mods, I lose track but last I checked there was a cat, a frog and a doc. (There used to be this awesomely sexy Vampire but she left )

    If you do too much of or they will infract your ass!!

    And if you ever tell them to it will be for you!



    Now, I hope all of that is as clear as mud!

    And I'm Morpheus by the way. If you need any perfomance enhancing pharmacologic agents - I'm your man!
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    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Welcome to the world.

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    Jumping jillickers radioactive man

    Welcome to the nut hose
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Jumping jillickers radioactive man

    Welcome to the nut hose
    Damnit! When warning the newbie about the mods, I knew I forgot to mention the muppet!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post
    Damnit! When warning the newbie about the mods, I knew I forgot to mention the muppet!!
    You warn them?
    Is it not better to leave them surprised
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Welcome enjoy the fun.....

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    Hello! I'm a newbie too.
    How in heavens people decide which posts to read is beyond me. There are so many of them, I just make a random selection otherwise I'd be on here all day!
    Ax

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShySmile View Post
    Hello! I'm a newbie too.
    How in heavens people decide which posts to read is beyond me. There are so many of them, I just make a random selection otherwise I'd be on here all day!
    Ax
    Simples....pick the posts with the bouncing boobies and you'll be just fine....

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