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    What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard

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    Quote Originally Posted by patty View Post
    What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard
    if you look at me like that again your going home preqnaunt lol and i love the way you look at me in that tone of voice it brings out the colour in your face lol
    Last edited by mer; 16-06-11 at 17:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patty View Post
    What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard
    Worst I've heard , is god missing an angel , just never seems to work .: doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    mer chat-up lines lol

    Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!
    My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in.
    Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see meself in them.
    Your body reminds me of a spanner...everytime I think of you my nuts tighten.
    You might not be the best looking girl, but beauty is only a light switch away!

    lol

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    my face is leaving in half an hour i want you to be on it lol worst line ever

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    'Do you fancy going halfers on a bastard?'
    Let's get tooled up, blud!

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    ill give you half an hour to stop looking at me.

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    dont mind me im just playin hard to get

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    The worst one I heard and the oldest my old man remembers this back in the day do you come here often another one springs to mind get your coat darling you've just been pulled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patty View Post
    What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard
    Do you come here often?


    and the reply was "Only when there's a dance"


    I never used it myself, of course.
    Last edited by Forrest; 16-06-11 at 17:46.

    Engaging Personality
    Mesmerising Eyes
    Magnificent Ass
    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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