Let only latex stand between our love.
Your dress would look really good beside my bed.
Oh, I like your jeans. Can I test the zipper?
My feet are cold, because you just knocked my socks off.
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Let only latex stand between our love.
Your dress would look really good beside my bed.
Oh, I like your jeans. Can I test the zipper?
My feet are cold, because you just knocked my socks off.
patty (16-06-11)
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I was chatting up a girl last night when I said to her "My cock's actually a bit like one of the seven dwarves."
She laughed and said "Oh, you mean it's Happy to see me, don't you?"
I corrected her "No, it's short."
Something tells me I need to improve my chat-up lines. lol
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Was your dad a gardener? because u have amazing melons
Your ugly but u intrigue me
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What are you doing next Sunday?
NOTHING ACTUALLY!!!!
Good, I need my laundry done!
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As the bould Phillo used to shout out to his adoring lady fans! Are there any girls out there with a little bit of Irish in them. Well would you like a little bit more!!!!
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Do you cum often!!Originally Posted by patty
What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard
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Fuck seems that my google translator is not working again,i will answer you another time!What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard
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