Another question for you

[mer]

Would kissing you increase global warming and damage the Arctic irreversibly, or is it just enough to break the ice? lol

[mer]

You may have 206 bones in your body, but I’ll happily give you another one. lol

[mer]

Can I plug my solution into your equation? lol

[mer]

Baby, you turn my floppy disk turn into a hard drive. lol

[skywalker85]

What is the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you
all day long for a quarter.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

[mer]

ULTIMATE COMEBACKS TO REJECTED CHAT-UP LINES
(Lesson 1)

Guy: - Hi there darling, can I buy you a drink?

Girl: - Eh, No thanks!

Guy: - I'm sorry?........ I think you misheard me. I said your ARSE looks fat in that skirt lol

[Legswideopen]

Come on - grab your coat you've pulled

[Eugen]

Question: Do you come here often?

Answer: No, it's just the way I'm standing.

[mer]

A few risky but heroic chat-up lines:

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

Could I touch your bellybutton.. From the inside?

How about we play lion and lion-tamer? You open your mouth and I put my head in.

I was about to go and masturbate but I needed a name to go with your face.

[theqm]

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn't have your number in it.