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    Default a new breed of condoms :D

    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same strapline.............

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

    Malteser Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

    FCUK condoms - (no comment required).

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

    Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

    On digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

    Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 mins

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heinekin condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world (Fairly sure you mean Carlsberg there chap...)

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)


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    Very good mer
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    McDonalds condom - I'm loving it
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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post

    Royal mail condoms - Once it's in the box, you'll never see it again!
    A slight amendment!

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    The imf - for when your bent over and fucked from behind
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    A slight amendment!
    Can I infract you for amending a quote
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Can I infract you for amending a quote
    go on amber infract him lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Can I infract you for amending a quote
    Jeeeze ... you beat me to it...lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Can I infract you for amending a quote
    Yes please Rrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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