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    Default The Schitt Family

    Who is Schitt?
    The lineage is revealed.

    Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You donít know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation.

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnet, married O.Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Dip Schitt and Deep Schitt.

    Against her parentís wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School dropout.

    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name, she was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

    Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

    Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens daughters were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    So now when someone says, "You donít know Jack Schitt". You can correct them.

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    Didnt you post thst joke before forrest
    You'll have to keep better records
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    Thanks for that Forrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Didnt you post thst joke before forrest
    You'll have to keep better records
    No idea Doozer, I'm getting old and can't remember what I did last week, never mind last year.
    Can you show me the link?
    Btw, what's the story with people editing other people's posts when replying?
    I thought that was outlawed, but I have seen several examples of it over the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    No idea Doozer, I'm getting old and can't remember what I did last week, never mind last year.
    Can you show me the link?
    Btw, what's the story with people editing other people's posts when replying?
    I thought that was outlawed, but I have seen several examples of it over the weekend.
    Tis against the rules alright.
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    Its not allowed
    If you can report them we wil investigate
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Tis against the rules alright.
    Tis fuck it rules in general Hummmmmm meant to be Lol.

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