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    Default Simple Guide to a cleaner arse

    Steps to obtain a clean backside:

    Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

    Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

    Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

    Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

    Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
    Note: rinse cloth between washings

    Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

    Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

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