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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Really? Give it a scrub!


    Will do my Dear, with a nice green pad then buff the helmet up, nice n shiny for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovethegirls View Post
    Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door
    Brilliant idea LOLOL
    Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
    Imagine the next guests face

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker85 View Post
    Will do my Dear, with a nice green pad then buff the helmet up, nice n shiny for ya
    That's the stuff. Don't forget to rub some fairy on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Brilliant idea LOLOL
    Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
    Imagine the next guests face
    Well mayb she would be glad of it, ya never know might also be an Escort

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Sticky this thread.
    poor MrPinky would be gratefull for that!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    That's the stuff. Don't forget to rub some fairy on it


    No i rather use pine gel, nicer fresher smell, reminds me of the forest

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker85 View Post
    No i rather use pine gel, nicer fresher smell, reminds me of the forest
    You just gave me an idea. I may offer a nob checking & washing service for escorts. Hang one of those smiley face air fresheners on it when it's done & send em in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley View Post
    poor MrPinky would be gratefull for that!!
    Indeed, he has a hard enough job as it is.

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    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Brilliant idea LOLOL
    Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
    Imagine the next guests face
    They might just think it a bit of free friendly advice courtesy of the hotel
    “Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
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    Justice For The 96

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