alot of people here have become very upset with me as of late. So id figured being the charitable person that i am ,i would come here (for a change) and cheer you up with a little joke.
This guy was working on a scaffold three floors up.He starts his day and shit ,,he forgot his saw. He shouts down to the nearest guy two floors down and asks him to hand up his saw.
The guy couldnt hear him so he decided to resort to sign language. He pointed at his eye ,then his knee to say "i need". Then he did a sawing motion with his hands to indicate saw.I need a saw.
The guy two floors down ,drops his tweeds and wanks himself.
The first guy asks ,"what are you doing? All i wanted was for you to drop up my saw".
The guy wanking says " i know but im just letting you know that im cumming".
ive a hard fuckin life,