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  1. 10-06-11, 14:03 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    The ultimate happy death Stephanie, you wicked woman, just let us know when to send the ambulance, LOL
    Ultimate high: Give 'em a heart attack by pleasure then perform CPR to bring 'em around...
    I am qualified and well prepared to provide both..
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Ultimate high: Give 'em a heart attack by pleasure then perform CPR to bring 'em around...
    I am qualified and well prepared to provide both..

    CPR with a cracked rib, ohhhh can feel the pain from here, LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Hey !

    I was kinda hoping you would sort my auto complete problems. Tech guru indeed !
    Supplied on original post by Anon

    OK, seeing as you insulted me I'm going to ask you did you check the keyboard language seeing as you bought it in the States?

    Settings,
    General,
    Keyboard,
    Should be English (UK) ?
    If it isn't hit Add New Keyboard and you guessed it, select English (UK), spells Dave perfectly on mine with no Auto correct
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Alright, all you manly men..

    I am seeing Dave on Monday, who has a cracked rib... ouch..

    So, please advise me how to handle this gentle soul so as not to hurt him, and cause him no more agony than the sweet torture of my playing with him for an extended time..

    All advice is much appreciated
    This Dave is 1 lucky guy to have you give such considered thought to his predicament.
    How did it happen to him I wonder ? Maybe when swinging from your chandeliers ?

    I hope you are as considerate to all your gentlemen callers.
    Will your insurance cover it if you somehow do him any further injury ? Maybe you should get him to sign a disclaimer :-)
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    Advice for a cracked rib eh ? May I suggest some rope, a gag and a small baton of some description. Tie him to a bed gag him and lightly beat said rib, he'll love it (he he, sorry Dave !)
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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    CPR with a cracked rib, ohhhh can feel the pain from here, LOL
    Oops, I forgot the rib...
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Oops, I forgot the rib...
    Ohh gawd... doesnt look good for Davenport if he is expecting sympathy here...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Oops, I forgot the rib...
    I'm sure you can find a means to resuscitate a man without resorting to CPR?

    “'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
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    Clitoral penile resuss eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Clitoral penile resuss eh
    Like it, can't wait to do the first aid course that includes that, LOL
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