shity clients.....

[Curvaceous Kate]

Oh shysmile you just put me of my breakfast!!!!

[wanted the best 69]

god help us, is it any wonder the country collapsed, we are a nation which seems not to able to wipe it`s arse.

[mutley]

Jeez , this thread need to be locked before it causes the death of punting !

[TheH]

had the "plasure" of a client leaving a nice litle brown line on my sheets!it`s grose people...grose.....i mean i ofer shower,drinks good knows even jaffa cakes....ant this is the 4 time that happend....realy now.....WTF?

You should point it out to them in the hope that they will 'clean' up their act for future encounters, I mean if they were made to feel the shame a little bit they would make sure to have a clean basement going to appointments.

Failing all that you can make them pay a service-charge for the ensuing sheet-washing..

[realdeal]

in spain the girls wash you themselves with a strong soap then they do themselves i always shower the service is so much better after

[Sassy Ann]

Oh shysmile you just put me of my breakfast!!!!

Sorry Kate! Hope it wasn't cottage cheese!

[UKHeather]

I used to worry how it would be perceived if I started getting the baby wipes out. I didn't want to embarrass anyone. Now I don't care. If a guy comes out of the shower with cock cheese I show it to him and ask him to go and wash it, or I pass him the baby wipes.
If someone hasn't the self respect to keep their own cock clean then to hell with their embarrassment.
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I don't even do OWO but the thought of it, even with a condom on it makes me feel sick. A..n..d, you can still smell it! Even with a condom. I'm not putting my mouth around that!