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    so during sex, pounters and escorts did anything intresting happend in the bedroom durring the years that you have been working or pounters have been visitng that worth sharing with everyone so we can make this place a bit more wormer and funnyer ? i`l start ok? during an apointment while gooing really fast in doggystile...my p...y got a lot of ear inside and started dooing something funny like my p...y would have been farting)well strange moments but i was with a nice guy and we laught about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    so during sex, pounters and escorts did anything intresting happend in the bedroom durring the years that you have been working or pounters have been visitng that worth sharing with everyone so we can make this place a bit more wormer and funnyer ? i`l start ok? during an apointment while gooing really fast in doggystile...my p...y got a lot of ear inside and started dooing something funny like my p...y would have been farting)well strange moments but i was with a nice guy and we laught about it
    You mean queefing?

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    ah the fanny farts, always good for a laugh

    the funniest thing to ever happen me, I was with an escort and instead of a double bed, it was 2 singles pushed together. Somehow they started too move apart with all the action and I fell between them

    Another time it wasn't even in the bedroom. I managed to go to the wrong apartment block, entered the number. It would have been even funnier if the lady that answered was an escort and let me in. lol
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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    I think I came close to getting hardsports before. The lady I was with hadnt the best English, so when set me up for watersports she asked "Do you want piss first or both baby?" Both?!?!?? Had a laugh afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    You mean queefing?
    ))) oohh...yeah something like that...)))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney69 View Post
    ah the fanny farts, always good for a laugh

    the funniest thing to ever happen me, I was with an escort and instead of a double bed, it was 2 singles pushed together. Somehow they started too move apart with all the action and I fell between them

    Another time it wasn't even in the bedroom. I managed to go to the wrong apartment block, entered the number. It would have been even funnier if the lady that answered was an escort and let me in. lol
    Hahaha...very funny...)))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    I think I came close to getting hardsports before. The lady I was with hadnt the best English, so when set me up for watersports she asked "Do you want piss first or both baby?" Both?!?!?? Had a laugh afterwards.
    i thought you were gone say something else there Rayden, but it's too disgusting to type. you'll have to use your imagination lol
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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    Same as rayden I called a different apartment block I went oh shit your the wrong colour she replied I can be any colour you want baby!!! We both laught I left and went to see my regular told her and we laught for the full half hour. Feckin sat nav I threw it away after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    I think I came close to getting hardsports before. The lady I was with hadnt the best English, so when set me up for watersports she asked "Do you want piss first or both baby?" Both?!?!?? Had a laugh afterwards.
    OOhh my god.....)))) she is making this job but she don't know what she have to do......very funny....))

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    on a visit to a very popular and wonderful girl i, sadly now retired from ireland anyway, she put on some music but didnt know what was in the cd player, it started off ok but the girl she was sharing with had some strange musical tastes, started off ok with soothing piano music; and then church organ music, and very weird stuff at that with chanting and all; the girl was horrified as she was expecting j-lo or something but i laughed and said it didnt bother me; as sexy as she was, the bedtime funb was secondary on this visit, we ended up laughing so much waiting for the next horrible piece of music i left (drained!!) with a pain in my face and huge grin from laughing.

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