Originally Posted by
JAMESCORK
Dearest Christine...
Thank you for your warm words... (who taught you that.... Hmmm .. DENISE!!!!)
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to these boards. I notice from your profile that you have lovely boobies, this is a good start. I notice from you avatar that you may have lost a contact lens. I know how annoying this can be, and I hope you find it soon. Chinese food is one of my favourite foods and I will certainly check out Jimmy Chungs next time I am in Dublin. Perhaps you could show me where it is, and we could go there together. That would be nice, wouldn’t it? You could fiddle with my chop sticks as I Chow on your Mein…
You may find from reading these boards that I appear to be the only normal one here. Well don’t be shocked, this happens on the inter-web a lot. The other guys are all ok too just not as intelligent or as virile as I am. You will find me to be a good and loyal friend at all times. I will always respect you and will never call you a tramp.
Stick with me babe, and you will go far….
Your friend
James…Xxxxx