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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    Give you that on
    its one bud...like when your wife is pissed you get to give her "one"...lol

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    Jesus you cant even get away with an "e" around here lol!!
    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    its one bud...like when your wife is pissed you get to give her "one"...lol

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    In words of Jimmy Carr "why is hotel sex so good, what is it about hotel sex that makes it so much better... ah yeah, its because its usually with a prostitute!" lol

    I'd say for a thrill Escorts are better... there is something about being with someone new.. a new adventure. But in the words of Chris Rock "New pussy is great, but new pussy dont climb two flights of stairs with chicken soup, new pussy dont fix the dinner, new pussy dont teach the kids to read...man new pussy dont give a f*ck!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by satisfaction View Post
    In words of Jimmy Carr "why is hotel sex so good, what is it about hotel sex that makes it so much better... ah yeah, its because its usually with a prostitute!" lol

    I'd say for a thrill Escorts are better... there is something about being with someone new.. a new adventure. But in the words of Chris Rock "New pussy is great, but new pussy dont climb two flights of stairs with chicken soup, new pussy dont fix the dinner, new pussy dont teach the kids to read...man new pussy dont give a f*ck!!"
    One would disagree really. New pussy paid for usually has talents beyond giving a mere fuck
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    Jesus you cant even get away with an "e" around here lol!!
    dont do drugs mate...lol

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    So whats beyond? give us an exampple!!!
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    One would disagree really. New pussy paid for usually has talents beyond giving a mere fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray View Post
    So whats beyond? give us an exampple!!!
    Im not running an escort training school (thankfully )Use your imagination and look up frenillum
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Great post! I have to say lads and ladies for me its hands down wife/girlfriend if you have a good sex life you cant beat the intimacy of your partner no matter how good the escort is. Having said all that if you can combine the two then its a whole different ball game

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    If life gives you Tequila.... the lemons gonna have to raise their game

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    Quote Originally Posted by out4laugh View Post
    If life gives you Tequila.... the lemons gonna have to raise their game
    Certain lemons are tart enough, cheeky
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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