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    Which one gives the most value for money?
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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    Oh come on Queen Bee! There is no contest!!

    Hands down escorts anytime!

    Anytime a guy goes to a lap dancing club - he's guaranteed to get screwed, and not in the right way!! A guy gets completely wound up with a lap dancer and then gets left to finish himself off!! Thats sheer frustration!

    As for the money aspect of it (and I don't want this to deteriorate into another price thread) - lap dancing is a complete rip off! One could spend a 100 euro for 10 mins and not even get to touch the girl. In Dublin its even worse - the knickers stay on. Or if they do come off (as in "Angels") the said lady is so far away and the lighting so dim that you can't see or sniff a thing!!!

    Take this from one who's had a wasted youth spent in such joints!!

    However, I did have a weakness for proper striptease joints - stage and pole dancing. I have never come across such a place in Ireland. There used to be a couple of good striptease places in London but i suspect they've all degenerated into lap dancing clubs!!

    There, that's my rant done!

    Oh I forgot to say how wonderful escorts and "escorting" is. As the girls don't just tease but aim to please a man fully to completion. Heaven on earth really (as it doesn't come with the GF/Wife nagging).

    It would of course be nice if an escort could also do some lap dancing. I see some ladies advertise this but I have never really had a great lap dance for an escort, not that I'm complaining (as I'd probably be too horny to let her finish!)
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    I was working as a lapdancer,poledancer and stripper as well and made a lot of money only with dancing without any touching
    I can tell You guys the best is if You visit a good escort...not a cheap and poor one,becouse You will loose Your money as well
    Kisses to all,here is a nice and sunny day

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarykeMary View Post
    I was working as a lapdancer,poledancer and stripper as well and made a lot of money only with dancing without any touching
    I can tell You guys the best is if You visit a good escort...not a cheap and poor one,becouse You will loose Your money as well
    Kisses to all,here is a nice and sunny day

    Now you tell me!!! Well, Miriam I would love to see your lapdancing skills next time - you naughty tease!!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    I will show You baby

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    For me it has to be an escort.

    Lap dancing is not my 'thing', as the only emotion it makes me feel is embarrassment.
    So when an escort offers a lap dance, I always refuse as I always prefer to engage in other activities.

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    Lap dancin is for nerds n' muppets...

    Escorts are for gentleman.... Wey hey...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Escorts are for gentleman....
    and pimps....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    and pimps....lol
    And pimps Ben....

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenBee View Post
    Which one gives the most value for money?
    Sounds like a great movie to me.

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