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    The traits that men and women loathe about each other....


    Women hate:

    Lack of drive
    If you lack vision and aspiration about where your life’s headed, what makes you think we’d want to join you?

    Indecisiveness
    Pizza or curry? Theatre or the flicks? We don’t care, just stop shilly-shallying around and make a decision already.

    Macho pride
    Sorry, but would it kill you to just stop the car and ask for some directions?

    Being pathetic when you’re sick
    Man-up. You haven’t got diphtheria, you’ve got the sniffles so quit behaving like a big baby.

    Leaving the toilet seat up
    Eeeew! Didn’t your parents teach you basic good manners and basic hygiene?

    An endless appetite for sport
    Okay, we get that you like the footy, but staying up all night to watch the baseball/grand prix/dog racing/horse racing/bowls is dull, dull, dull.

    Failure to be observant
    Hellooooo! We’ve dyed our hair and bought some new shoes. Why haven’t you noticed?

    Moodiness
    Talk about passive aggressive. We can’t stand it when you go all sulky pants and give us the silent treatment.

    Wandering eyes
    You think you’re so clever with your subtle sideways glances, but we can tell you’re ogling the waitress and we aren’t pleased.

    Potty mouth
    Don’t be so uncouth. All that bad language is an offence to our pretty little ears.


    Men hate:

    Pyjama princess
    You’re not seriously expecting us to start feeling amorous while you’re wearing bunny rabbit pyjamas with food stains down the front.

    Leaving the toilet seat down
    Fair’s fair. If we’re expected to leave it up for you, surely you should return the favour.

    Fad dieting
    Last week you were cutting out carbs and this week it’s cabbage soup or nothing. We like you the way you are so stop obsessing about your weight and have some chips.

    Belief in horoscopes
    It was all going so well, and then you started banging on about how Taurus and Virgo don’t click. Exactly when did you have the lobotomy?

    Shoppaholism
    Take it from us, you have more than enough shoes/bags/jeans/scarves/dresses/ and frankly, we’re fed up of being dragged up and down the high street carrying your bags.

    An endless appetite for crap telly
    My Big Fat Naked Next Top Glee Club Strictly Come X Factor’s Got Talent On Ice…Aaaaaargh! Make it stop! Make it stop!

    PMT
    So once a month you get carte blanche to behave completely abominably towards us. How is that fair?

    Crying
    Turning on the water works to make us feel bad and get your own way. Simple, effective and unbelievably annoying.


    Some true? All true? Let the great debate begin. (Btw I just copied & pasted all this directly from a website.)
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    How fecking true all that is .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    The toilet seat should be done away with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    The toilet seat should be done away with.
    How the hell is one supposed to take a dump then?? I don't do squatting!
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    OH MY GOD . I think I have to many male hormons !!! EEEk ...
    I hate pyjamas , dont like shopping , horoscopes or dieting , my PMT is without symptoms and I only cry alone or under the shower ! I need a anon group , help !!!
    So many stereotyps ....
    Pst : some are only displayed if it works to our advantage
    Last edited by sweethomes; 26-05-11 at 20:28.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    How the hell is one supposed to take a dump then?? I don't do squatting!
    Apparently we are supposed to. Evolution and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethomes View Post
    Pst : some are only displayed if it works to our advantage
    Damn and of course it works.

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    Are we still on topic .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Are we still on topic .: lol
    *cries hysterically*

    Why can't 1 of my threads stay on topic just for the first page?? JUST 1 THREAD, 1 PAGE, 1 TIME!!!
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 26-05-11 at 20:33.
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    Leaving the toilet seat down


    Problem solved :
    http://www.furniturefashion.com/2009...pressalit.html
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