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    To The Gum Clinic.

    Left house at 6.30am and just back now, at 12.45pm. not worth it. so no more gums near my plums without a snow jacket

    Was bit raging like as i seen a female Doctor but before sugery even began i says to a male nurse that i was busting for a piss, he says that the Dip had to be done 1st, so he would do it then give me the test tube to urinate in after that, Then when i got the female Doctor was bit gutted as would have been the 1 doing the dip ,She asked all the questions about the sex,kinds of sex, who with, when was the last time,time before that, then how many times before that,like WDF. Told the truth anyways Escorts,Did you use protection she asks an i tell her most of the times,but always during intercourse,told me to use during oral aswell as there is still a great risk, how many Girls she asks '25+. Jesus she say's Handsome looking boy like yourself, can ya not form a relationship with a girl.
    My Answer was not with Girls as Beautiful as these .
    Is there anything you would like to ask me she says' no i replied, then i was thinking to myself outside when was waiting to go for the bloodtests, i shuda asked her could i bang her was in her late 40's blonde hair and deep blue eyes, no the oul saying the older the berry,sweeter the juice

    Anyways from dip and urine, all clear
    Dont hear anything within 5days, means blood tests fine too.

    give me 4 big motherf**king capsules hav take 4 of em together Oyes and condoms to

    Vaccine for Hep A+B. Go bak nex wed for another Injection,then 3weeks after that for the final Hit.
    Arms aching from that 1, blood 1 was wee buns.

    So thats how my morning was, an Never fancy having to do it all again.
    Dont be silly always wrap your willy including during oral, thats why i love Amsterdam so much, no tempatation as protection used for every sexual act.

    Well i await the critics.
    gota go get ready for wrkios now.

    Have a Nice Day
    Last edited by skywalker85; 25-05-11 at 13:11.

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    Injections????? I thought it was just a blood test and urine sample??? I am actually going for my first test soon so forgive me for being a little freaked out by injections...
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    Was my 1st too, nightmare one i was in, walk in clinic, says doors open at 7.30am, i was there at near 7am and ther was already 15 in front of me n they where only seeing 17, rest wer told come back after 1pm.
    Well they do put a needle in your arm to take blood, is that not an injection lol
    Asked me was any of the girls i was with ever inject anything,tolder how was i ment to no haha most wernt even in this country,
    Something bout Hepatitus, very easy to catch she says if they have, so Give me a vaccination for that too, str8 into the muscle on left arm,bit sore now like.took blood from right, Scary bickies
    Dont forget about the swab in your peehole haha but wasnt sore,way ppl always say wee umberella thing down your japs

    GoodLuck 2marrow,just went for my own piece of mind after that thread the or day, was freaking me out :/
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    I'm beginning to feel petrified.....
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 25-05-11 at 13:29.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I'm beginning to feel petrified.....
    Dont fear the needle brah. At least you dont need to be stabbed in your heart with it like yer wan from that film.
    Last edited by Rayden; 25-05-11 at 13:37. Reason: now it kinda makes cents

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    Has to be done, so dont think il take any risks again, wouldnt fancy going through that again for that sake of a condom during oral i no there not 100% but im sure they r reliable enough unless it splits Ya might end up with a wee baba lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Dont fear the needle brah. At least its doesnt need to be stabbed into your heart like yer wan from that film.
    PULP FICTION mmmmmmmmm Oh Uma Is so Hot in that, shudnt snort herion for that matter touch it at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Dont fear the needle brah. At least its doesnt need to be stabbed into your heart like yer wan from that film.
    It's being stabbed into the the place down under that I'm worried about It is just a swab right? A nice gentle swab? Not... *gulp* anything else that happens down there?... For the first time in his E-I career, LDM has lost his nerve
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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker85 View Post
    PULP FICTION mmmmmmmmm Oh Uma Is so Hot in that, shudnt snort herion for that matter touch it at all
    Lol, suprised you were able to understand that. Had a read back of my post and edited it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Lol, suprised you were able to understand that. Had a read back of my post and edited it.
    Smart Cookie I am ya see

    LDM its not even a swab its jus wee plastic thing wer wee circle thing at the bottom jus so can get wee bita fluid from inside your Japs lol, says jus take a deep breath n bang ats it, dont really feel anything really, was sorer getting the blood took, but the Hep vaccination was sorest right into the muscle n ya can feel it going right in ...ouuuccchhhh

    No point going through all that the mara then going n getting a bbbj nex week, Cbj for me from now on ;D
    Last edited by skywalker85; 25-05-11 at 13:47.

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