Due to circumstances involving me, without me being at fault or in any way responsible for said circumstances, I regret to inform my loyal followers that I am unable to broadcast the news tonight. I'm sure you're all devastated to hear this crushing announcement, some of you may even contemplate going to bed early. I can only apologise on behalf of my (pig-headed) superiors in the newsroom. If you have any complaints, please take them up with Dr Love.

But I shan't leave you empty handed. Here's a few random pics from around the internet for your viewing pleasure (I said viewing pleasure, not pleasure of another form!!!)...