Irish Escorts: Because You're Not Worth It

[Master Bates]

Dear Members,

After my marriage went tits up I decided to break from the monotony of divorce proceedings and pursue a little romping session.

A friend recommended this place, referring to it as 'minge central', so I thought I'd give it a proverbial bash. I settled down in my chair with a cuppa and eagerly anticipated browsing for my prospective partner. Unfortunately, however, ere long I was to be bitterly, bitterly disappointed!

I simply cannot fathom how Irish escorts feel they can command such exorbitant fees for such a stingy servicing.

How is it that 100 nicker is deemed an acceptable amount to charge for a shockingly low 30 mins?

Exactly what planet are Irish escorts living on? Do they think they're Premier league footballers or what!?

Don't get me wrong, I do feel the girls deserve decent remuneration for the services they offer, but the current demands are pushing it too far!

If any other punters on here feel the wage demands are too high, please join me in the following proposal: abstain from availing of the services of any Irish escort until the price is lowered to a reasonable rate. My guideline for what determines this is as follows:

30 mins: €30

60 mins: €60

That's €1 a minute folks! More than generous I feel -- especially during a recession!

So please, do as I do -- vote with your Johnson and end this madness!

Yours truly,

MB