Early Morning News with LDM

[samlad]

a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

[dr love]

a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!

No TS experience for you then .: lol

[dr love]

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

I'm surrounded by wise guys tonight .: lol

[ladiesman217]

Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"

FFS, I didn't think of that...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: the old mathematical formula of a+b+c = d has been altered due to a change in the... the... umm... a change in the genetic composition of the brain of the one who posted the findings in the first place. The new, revised mathematical formula is:

a+b+c-2e = d, where 2e = exception of oats being gay as in the phrase "to get one's oats".

Many thanks go to LDM on his work on this formula and credit must also be given to Froggy for helping LDM revise the initial formula. This is LDM for E-I news. Back to the studio

[ladiesman217]

No TS experience for you then .: lol

Hell no... Well there is one who I would ever consider changing for... But one and only one