Originally Posted by Mousey It's only a wee one, but thanks these days,I suppose you look like this...
That's not a ballsack, that's a tumour!!!!
Originally Posted by Mousey That's not a ballsack, that's a tumour!!!! consider it a painful ballsack then
Originally Posted by Mousey You've just talked your way out of a punt, Chambers! Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then
If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures
Originally Posted by wingman If he visits you Shirley, he may well end up being spanked by a broom. I just gave him such a courage!!!
Originally Posted by lucy chambers Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent
Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley I just gave him such a courage!!! Be more girlie!
Originally Posted by Mousey Be more girlie! but how am I ??
Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley but how am I ?? Put away Mister Pinky. Lock the door that leads to your dungeon and throw away the key. Take off the PVC and wear some lingerie. Then put on your makeup and seduce me
Originally Posted by Mousey Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent Indeed, whenever I skirt alongside Moyross I think of you my love
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