Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 28

Thread: Escorts Beware! Mousey is Horny Again!

  1. #11
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    3,758
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    It's only a wee one, but thanks
    these days,I suppose you look like this...




  2. #12
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    8,242
    Reviews
    10

    Default

    That's not a ballsack, that's a tumour!!!!

  3. #13
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    3,758
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    That's not a ballsack, that's a tumour!!!!
    consider it a painful ballsack then


  4. #14

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    You've just talked your way out of a punt, Chambers!
    Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

  5. #15
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    3,758
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by wingman View Post
    If he visits you Shirley, he may well end up being spanked by a broom.
    I just gave him such a courage!!!


  6. #16
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    8,242
    Reviews
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Oh well. I rather think I shall sit this one out then
    Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent

  7. #17
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    8,242
    Reviews
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley View Post
    I just gave him such a courage!!!
    Be more girlie!

  8. #18
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    3,758
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Be more girlie!
    but how am I ??


  9. #19
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    8,242
    Reviews
    10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley View Post
    but how am I ??
    Put away Mister Pinky. Lock the door that leads to your dungeon and throw away the key. Take off the PVC and wear some lingerie. Then put on your makeup and seduce me

  10. #20

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Oh, I can't stay mad at you. You're too pretty and I like your manky Emmerdale accent
    Indeed, whenever I skirt alongside Moyross I think of you my love
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •