Whats your ideal escort and punt?

[westside]

I was joking westside..... Indead I like romantic sex like that, but it is unlikely during an appointment for any of thoes adventures to happen....
xxx
ps.: for me the perfect client is puntuate, clean, friendly and a gentleman!!!
xxx

everyone is different.

Puntuate as in grammar or timewise
Westside.

[katxxx]

on time babes. sorry that was my bad spelling....
xxx

[Packo]

Well there has to be a bit of chemistry right from the phone enquiry. Good Area of town Nice clean apartment..has to be some obvious physical attraction, Bit of chat. I love giving oral and receiving..so therefore hygiene is important..also like to have a bit of a laugh...believe it or not if there is no full sex I dont think i would mind...Love kissing and have met the best girl at this through this site...so i suppose i prefer the GFE and I am still trying to find one that blows me away..I have got very close on occasion....but as U2 said in their song " I still have'nt found what Im looking for...

[Honey/Alexi D]

If I'm not too late getting in on this discussion I'd like to add my humble opinion.....

For me 1st impressions count, so a clean, comfortable apartment or hotel room is important.
Next the escort herself must be clean and well groomed. If she looks like she just returned from a trip to the moon, it doesn't matter how good she looks on the outside, she must be CLEAN in every sense.
I like to give and receive oral. A lot! So being hygienic where it counts is very important.
When I know what's on offer, I like to tell my escort my limits, and let her take me there, or even a little bit beyond. This could go as far as rimming on her, or even watersports, in the right circumstances. I LOVE when my escort cums as I give her oral, hmmmm, those juices, yummy!
I like when girls have some flesh on them too, though the color of this flesh is not important at all, nor is race, as long as she can speak English or French reasonably fluently so we can communicate with ease.
And finally, I'd never, ever, take less than an hour, to an hour and a half!

I'd be very interested to hear Honey's definition of a good client, or even a perfect client.

Honestly my perfect client has to be clean, enjoy my company, not just lay there wanting me to do all the work. Attempt to make me enjoy it and trust me I dont care what you look like I will quite possibly come.
Conversation, I do like a chat I dont want to know your life stroy, unless you feel comfortable telling me....I am discreet. Appreciate my company and I will enjoy yours. I dont like crass or rude people and hate being spoken to like a ........ well you know, especially as I do go to a lot of effort to look classy and elligant and always visually pleasing. My goal has always been to make my client feel like I am his girlfriend and he is the only man for me during our time together, My highest achievment being when they walk away not even feeling like they have spent money and wanting to come back. I enjoy a little social chat sometimes, when a guy calls or texts me after just to say thank you. That makes mty job enjoyable and worth while.

[westside]

Well there has to be a bit of chemistry right from the phone enquiry. Good Area of town Nice clean apartment..has to be some obvious physical attraction, Bit of chat. I love giving oral and receiving..so therefore hygiene is important..also like to have a bit of a laugh...believe it or not if there is no full sex I dont think i would mind...Love kissing and have met the best girl at this through this site...so i suppose i prefer the GFE and I am still trying to find one that blows me away..I have got very close on occasion....but as U2 said in their song " I still have'nt found what Im looking for...

hhahhahaha hey.
So West, do you love this woman?
Yes i do,it was love at first sight.
And how did you meet West?
Over the phone..hahahhahaha

This killed me,
Westside.

[westside]

Honestly my perfect client has to be clean, enjoy my company, not just lay there wanting me to do all the work. Attempt to make me enjoy it and trust me I dont care what you look like I will quite possibly come.
Conversation, I do like a chat I dont want to know your life stroy, unless you feel comfortable telling me....I am discreet. Appreciate my company and I will enjoy yours. I dont like crass or rude people and hate being spoken to like a ........ well you know, especially as I do go to a lot of effort to look classy and elligant and always visually pleasing. My goal has always been to make my client feel like I am his girlfriend and he is the only man for me during our time together, My highest achievment being when they walk away not even feeling like they have spent money and wanting to come back. I enjoy a little social chat sometimes, when a guy calls or texts me after just to say thank you. That makes mty job enjoyable and worth while.

Seriously, youd sell a pair of rosary beads to a porn producer.This is clearly a sales pitch capitalising on the post below, whose answers had me in a hysterical state.

A funny day today,in more ways than one,
Westside.

[westside]

Honestly my perfect client has to be clean, enjoy my company, not just lay there wanting me to do all the work. Attempt to make me enjoy it and trust me I dont care what you look like I will quite possibly come.
Conversation, I do like a chat I dont want to know your life stroy, unless you feel comfortable telling me....I am discreet. Appreciate my company and I will enjoy yours. I dont like crass or rude people and hate being spoken to like a ........ well you know, especially as I do go to a lot of effort to look classy and elligant and always visually pleasing. My goal has always been to make my client feel like I am his girlfriend and he is the only man for me during our time together, My highest achievment being when they walk away not even feeling like they have spent money and wanting to come back. I enjoy a little social chat sometimes, when a guy calls or texts me after just to say thank you. That makes mty job enjoyable and worth while.

Who is going to come along and say something like...............my perfect client would be a smelly,ignorant,volatile grump who has shoulder length hair coming out his nose,has shit stains of years gone by on his arse cheeks,who throws all his troubles at me and hates my company.

Common love, please,
Westside

PS Sexy Naomi loves smelly men and me,God she loves me, adores me.

[katxxx]

Just one more thing guys.... pls cut your finger nails... feels so much better
xxx

[Honey/Alexi D]

Who is going to come along and say something like...............my perfect client would be a smelly,ignorant,volatile grump who has shoulder length hair coming out his nose,has shit stains of years gone by on his arse cheeks,who throws all his troubles at me and hates my company.

Common love, please,
Westside

PS Sexy Naomi loves smelly men and me,God she loves me, adores me.

No sales pitch. I've had smelly guys and I've not hated it at all. I wont do some things but it hasn't stopped either of us enjoying our time. Some guys have a natural smell and it cant be helped doesn't make them dirty but the question was "The perfect punt"

[westside]

No sales pitch. I've had smelly guys and I've not hated it at all. I wont do some things but it hasn't stopped either of us enjoying our time. Some guys have a natural smell and it cant be helped doesn't make them dirty but the question was "The perfect punt"

The perfect punt?? Oh you meant my idea of the perfect escort??Sure not a bother,here goes.

I go to the designated place.she comes running out at me like Bo Derek in Ten remember that moment?A sexy hollywood moment.Incidently its happened me once.My new pup came running at me in a very loving way.........until he hit me and almost blew my legs apart.They are supposed to move at the las..mmmmmmm yes the perfect escort.

Right so ,yeah she comes running out,says "hey babe life is too short to live without you".I tell her im used to it.

Anyway to cut a very very very long winded post shorty here are the main points of my perfect escort.

Oh forget it ,its too long and im too lazy to post the few hundreds of main points.

I can say this and this goes for women in general.Dress your minds and watch what you say.
There is no point in dressing up, looking radiant, nice and shiney little sweetie.................and then acting like a maggot.

Also i have lost count of the number of times that women (escorts as well) say something and im like oh wait thats fuckin weird.

EG i was with this Spainish Escort last Oct.She comes down lets me in.So far so good.She catches me by the hand and brings me into a room and shows me to her two friends and then says "when you come the next time go with them"

Stop,wierd, dont like that crap.Anyway on we go and after a five minutes she looks at me stupid and gets pissed off and says "you dont like me".Wait a sec ,i thought this was just a job??It spoilt the whole thing and at that point i could care less and just went through the motions and fucked off home while she was putting stupid pads on her tummy.I dont get bothered about shit and just let it flow away with the rest of the water under the bridge.

Like i said though it depends on the situation alot.

One great punt was a st girl i met.Picked her up at about 1.30. I was only driving along but she caught my eye and i was like, mmmmmmmmm very nice so i went back.Anyway off we went down the docks and stopped.It was raining lightly that night and wow,we really blended.We did everything that night but all respectful and clean. It like "that Something " i mentioned. There was "something " that night. While we were heading back ,her hand went on my leg ,she leans over gives me a kiss on the check.She stepped out of her role then and there so i stepped out of mine and we dated for a few months.

My whole pont is sometimes nice things happen between two people and i guess my idea of the ideal escort would be that.It depends on what a guy likes.I like gentle ,loving sex.Take out a whip, or bondage gear to me and ill fall asleep.

Speaking of falling alspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee