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  1. 13-05-11, 19:38 #1
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    While out jogging in the park earlier I got tripped up by a rat-sized pooch on a 25/30 m lead. Ffs *While still smarting after kissing the hard tar I then got belted by the biatch at the other end of the 25m tripwire for hurting HER ratsized, batfaced, pocketsize "cum-licker". JAYSUS. WTF is wrong with people.*

    What bad,dangerous*practices/habits by heedless, selfish MUPPETS leaves you shouting like a feckin NUTTER ? Does the cyclist zipping through pedestrians*on the sidewalk leave you wanting to give chase with a BASEBALL BAT? Would JamesCork zig-zaging through rush hour traffic in his Merc while 'PM-ing' Lucy get on YOUR TITS? What act by a complete stranger makes you really annoyed? COME ON get it off your chest.*
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamSimontemplar View Post
    While out jogging in the park earlier I got tripped up by a rat-sized pooch on a 25/30 m lead. Ffs *While still smarting after kissing the hard tar I then got belted by the biatch at the other end of the 25m tripwire for hurting HER ratsized, batfaced, pocketsize "cum-licker". JAYSUS. WTF is wrong with people.*

    What bad,dangerous*practices/habits by heedless, selfish MUPPETS leaves you shouting like a feckin NUTTER ? Does the cyclist zipping through pedestrians*on the sidewalk leave you wanting to give chase with a BASEBALL BAT? Would JamesCork zig-zaging through rush hour traffic in his Merc while 'PM-ing' Lucy get on YOUR TITS? What act by a complete stranger makes you really annoyed? COME ON get it off your chest.*
    People spitting as I walk past them. No need, man!!! No need!!
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    I hate people who love to tell people that they 'tell it like it is'
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    might i add i think if something is on your tits you should remove it... ffs just the ladies .

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    ppl that trip over small dogs and blame the dog... really gets on my tits.
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    People that eat with their mouth open!! the sound of sloppy eating wrecks my head!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidkool View Post
    People that eat with their mouth open!! the sound of sloppy eating wrecks my head!!
    One particularly comes to mind TV programe M.. Loves fish at the end of each program you see him chawing and slurping on whatever he has cooked. Lol
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    Another one that chews my tits raw "KNOW-ALLS", any conversation, any topic, any subject they have a story, a piece of advice, a personal experience better than yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IamSimontemplar View Post
    Another one that chews my tits raw "KNOW-ALLS", any conversation, any topic, any subject they have a story, a piece of advice, a personal experience better than yours.
    leave anon 361 alone ffs!!!!..lol
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    Where to start? Hypocrites. Really slow walkers. Ignorant rude people. Mysogeny. Call centres. People who look funny at me. People who dont clean up after their dogs. People who use text speak on forums... more later.
    Let's get tooled up, blud!
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