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    While out jogging in the park earlier I got tripped up by a rat-sized pooch on a 25/30 m lead. Ffs *While still smarting after kissing the hard tar I then got belted by the biatch at the other end of the 25m tripwire for hurting HER ratsized, batfaced, pocketsize "cum-licker". JAYSUS. WTF is wrong with people.*

    What bad,dangerous*practices/habits by heedless, selfish MUPPETS leaves you shouting like a feckin NUTTER ? Does the cyclist zipping through pedestrians*on the sidewalk leave you wanting to give chase with a BASEBALL BAT? Would JamesCork zig-zaging through rush hour traffic in his Merc while 'PM-ing' Lucy get on YOUR TITS? What act by a complete stranger makes you really annoyed? COME ON get it off your chest.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamSimontemplar View Post
    While out jogging in the park earlier I got tripped up by a rat-sized pooch on a 25/30 m lead. Ffs *While still smarting after kissing the hard tar I then got belted by the biatch at the other end of the 25m tripwire for hurting HER ratsized, batfaced, pocketsize "cum-licker". JAYSUS. WTF is wrong with people.*

    What bad,dangerous*practices/habits by heedless, selfish MUPPETS leaves you shouting like a feckin NUTTER ? Does the cyclist zipping through pedestrians*on the sidewalk leave you wanting to give chase with a BASEBALL BAT? Would JamesCork zig-zaging through rush hour traffic in his Merc while 'PM-ing' Lucy get on YOUR TITS? What act by a complete stranger makes you really annoyed? COME ON get it off your chest.*
    People spitting as I walk past them. No need, man!!! No need!!

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    ppl that trip over small dogs and blame the dog... really gets on my tits.

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    Twats doing 50mph in the middle lane of a three lane motorway or the even bigger twat hogging the outside lane and not pulling back in it makes my blood boil

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    I hate people who love to tell people that they 'tell it like it is'
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    might i add i think if something is on your tits you should remove it... ffs just the ladies .


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    People that eat with their mouth open!! the sound of sloppy eating wrecks my head!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    Twats doing 50mph in the middle lane of a three lane motorway or the even bigger twat hogging the outside lane and not pulling back in it makes my blood boil
    i think i can translate what you mean...


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    Where to start? Hypocrites. Really slow walkers. Ignorant rude people. Mysogeny. Call centres. People who look funny at me. People who dont clean up after their dogs. People who use text speak on forums... more later.
    Let's get tooled up, blud!

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    People that skip the que and ignorant people.
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