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    Default The Birthday Boy

    This is the best EVER.

    Had a guy today call me and say it was his birthday and he would like me to be his Birthday present to himself.

    He made a booking for half an hour this afternoon and called me bang on time.

    Gave him my location and apartment number.

    Led him through to the bedroom gave him a peck on the cheek to welcome him and asked if I could have the thirty minute fee in advance.

    His answer will be one of the highlights of my book when I get round to writing it.

    With a total look of bewilderment on his face he said “I have to pay? But I told you on the phone its my Birthday”

    My answer “Happy birthday, let me show you out”

    So as long as I have been doing this job it just goes to show just when you think you’ve seen or heard it all something new pops up to put a smile on your face.

    Thank you my Birthday Boy

    Love and Licks Tiff xxx
    Last edited by TiffanyTees; 13-05-11 at 19:06. Reason: horny time

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    Gives a new meaning to brass neck eh Tiff .: doc
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    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Unbeliveable!!!!!! the world is full of strange people some more than others it would seem

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    Quote Originally Posted by warmcome View Post
    so you didn't give him nowt for his birthday?
    I answered the door in a Black/Red Basque, Fishnet Stockings and killer heels, he also got a kiss so he got a five euro freebe in my book


    Love and Licks Tiff xxx

    ps and I wished him Happy Birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    I answered the door in a Black/Red Basque, Fishnet Stockings and killer heels, he also got a kiss so he got a five euro freebe in my book


    Love and Licks Tiff xxx

    ps and I wished him Happy Birthday
    And I got no happy birthdays from family or friends of noone for my birthday two years ago...oh how I wouldve paid through the nose for a happy bday this man got lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by opopop View Post
    And I got no happy birthdays from family or friends of noone for my birthday two years ago...oh how I wouldve paid through the nose for a happy bday this man got lucky

    Do you only have a birthday every two years


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    note to self ...forget the "its my birthday" idea...it wont work....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    I answered the door in a Black/Red Basque, Fishnet Stockings and killer heels, he also got a kiss so he got a five euro freebe in my book


    Love and Licks Tiff xxx

    ps and I wished him Happy Birthday
    thats sounds lovely Tiffany, in fact i'm gonna have some of it
    next time you're near. x

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    Do you only have a birthday every two years


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    he was born at midnight on feb 28/29 in a leap year.... it was a tough call so he went for every 2 years...lol

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