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    Fernando Torres turns up at training with a back pack. The security guard worridly asks him what he's got in the bag. He replies "Porno dvd's, some counterfeit match day tickets, hooky replica shirts, some drugs & a gun!" The security guard says "Thank fuck for that...I thought you'd brought your boots!!

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    PMSL mate

    good stuff
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    Classic stuff .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    pmsl...that is top notch.

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    He's not going down to well at Chelsea is he .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    He's not going down to well at Chelsea is he .: doc
    that said he is going down well at old trafford...lol

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    The next Chelsea C*nt that says anything about fulham will here it from me!!!!



    60,000,000 lol

    I'd love a picture of that cheque that would definitely win may photo of the month comp PMSL
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    that said he is going down well at old trafford...lol
    Thought you might like that alright.
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    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    I actually think that's not a joke it's true


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    Liverpool were the thrillers monday nite !!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BIGTYM2010 View Post
    The next Chelsea C*nt that says anything about fulham will here it from me!!!!



    60,000,000 lol

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