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    Default Cum faces..........

    Husband walks in and says "I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
    Wife says "looking at your face, I'd say you're going cause when you're cumin you look like a fuckin stroke victim trying to whistle!".................

    Any funny cum face stories out there???

    Or funny cum noises???

    Come on ladies, you must have a few..........



    PS - No insults were intended to stroke victims or whistlers in this post...........
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    Evening Luther , cracking thread bro.: doc
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    My cum face must look ridiculous. A lady once had to cover my mouth as I let out a really high pitched "ohhh" when I came.
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    yep got a massege with happyending from a lady from here and dam did i scare her

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    Thats a good 'un Luther. We are indeed esteemed by your presence.

    My Cum-face involves a lot of squinting and blaspheming (turning japanese indeed....)
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    my left let goes fucking mental and I usually get a neck spasm, I look like a lunatic!!!! Not to mention what the face is up to

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    My boyfriend is always like: "Oooh Jeezus! Oh Jeeezus! Oh Jeeezus!" I find it most entertaining :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Husband walks in and says "I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
    Wife says "looking at your face, I'd say you're going cause when you're cumin you look like a fuckin stroke victim trying to whistle!".................

    Any funny cum face stories out there???

    Or funny cum noises???

    Come on ladies, you must have a few..........



    PS - No insults were intended to stroke victims or whistlers in this post...........
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    The shakes always make me lol. When a man is coming and starts going into crazy fits. First time I saw that happen I thought he was dying!
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    My faking cum face is way better than my real one!!!!

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