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    Default Escorts - First Hour Free

    Yes indeed Ladies of the Forum,

    Fed up of having to do all the work?
    Having fat or old or smelly or limp dicks slobbering over you?
    Or all of the above?

    Well, put your feet up - preferably around your ears -and lay back and enjoy a nice massage and some sensuous fun!

    All for the unbelievable price of zero.
    Thats right, with every booking of 2 hours you get the first hour free.

    And this month I'm running a May Special - buy 1 get 1 free.
    Yep - just like you've felt like saying on many an occasion as some fella asks you have you cum for the 90th time in the hour - it's BOGOF!

    And the second hour costs an unprecedented 0.00

    *Terms and conditions apply
    (mainly that I have enough viagra!)

    Please girls, form an orderly queue!

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    Yes indeed Ladies of the Forum,

    Fed up of having to do all the work?
    Having fat or old or smelly or limp dicks slobbering over you?
    Or all of the above?


    Well, put your feet up - preferably around your ears -and lay back and enjoy a nice massage and some sensuous fun!

    All for the unbelievable price of zero.
    Thats right, with every booking of 2 hours you get the first hour free.

    And this month I'm running a May Special - buy 1 get 1 free.
    Yep - just like you've felt like saying on many an occasion as some fella asks you have you cum for the 90th time in the hour - it's BOGOF!

    And the second hour costs an unprecedented €0.00

    *Terms and conditions apply
    (mainly that I have enough viagra!)

    Please girls, form an orderly queue!

    dom
    Are you going to take over their clients and their limp dicks?
    Im sure if you do all the ladies here will flock to your door
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    I always get the first hour free with escorts.....the only problem is that, I'm so terrible I have to pay double for the second

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Are you going to take over their clients and their limp dicks?
    Im sure if you do all the ladies here will flock to your door
    No doozer.
    I'm offering respite!

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by dom View Post
    No doozer.
    I'm offering respite!

    dom
    I just heard the stampeed to your door suddenly stop
    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    but you've no reviews and no verified pictures

    how do i know your geniune and you dont have a female pimp in the next room sporting a baseball bat
    Maybe I do.
    But that will only add to the experience!

    dom

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