Escorts - First Hour Free
Yes indeed Ladies of the Forum,
Fed up of having to do all the work?
Having fat or old or smelly or limp dicks slobbering over you?
Or all of the above?
Well, put your feet up - preferably around your ears -and lay back and enjoy a nice massage and some sensuous fun!
All for the unbelievable price of zero.
Thats right, with every booking of 2 hours you get the first hour free.
And this month I'm running a May Special - buy 1 get 1 free.
Yep - just like you've felt like saying on many an occasion as some fella asks you have you cum for the 90th time in the hour - it's BOGOF!
And the second hour costs an unprecedented €0.00
*Terms and conditions apply
(mainly that I have enough viagra!)
Please girls, form an orderly queue!
I say it as I see it - if you don't like it, don't read it.