Originally Posted by Doozer
Lads stear clear of this van
Trust me there is no free candy at all
Lads stear clear of this van
Trust me there is no free candy at all
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It could only happen in Cumbria, full of characters. Years ago myself & another escort used to tour Carlisle, also in Cumbria. I had a client play 'The Blaydon Races', an age old local tune, on his sheep dog whistle in my hotel room, another guy who claimed to have eaten 2 mars bars before seeing me to build up his stamina, my friend saw a guy who had never seen a shower before, she found him staring in awe at it in the ensuite & another guy who walked into the hotel asking the receptionist which room 'their escort' was in!!! She was asked to go down to the receptioin, the receptonist who had checked us vouched for her & they gave her a bottle of wine for the inconvience lol.I stood right at the edge of the platform all bloody night and not one offer did I get.......
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have a look here ... bhoooooooooo
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Ah yes, I've actually seen that sign myself in Cumbria, so this isn't a mock up!I stood right at the edge of the platform all bloody night and not one offer did I get.......
The Police were looking for you Tom in connection with this van.. Have you stole it Tom?Christ PeepingTom!!! I've told you not to park there again!!
Last edited by Natasha; 05-05-11 at 11:51.
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He changed vans since
But I have taken survelice pics
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Trust the UK government to come up with this one!!
Apparently the Office of Government Commerce are really hands on with their work!!!!
“'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
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