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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
    R. D. Laing

    Desperate is not a sexual preference.
    Randy K. Milholland,


    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    Billy Crystal

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    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
    Steve Martin

    I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
    Elton John
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    ''I don't pay hookers for sex. I pay them to leave''. Charlie Sheen

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    Sex is God's joke on human beings. Bette Davis

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    "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
    Aldous Huxley
    The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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    Hey hey ...The first of May
    Outdoor sex starts today!

    -Unidentified auld fella
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    "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers

    "My best birth control now is to leave the lights on." Joan Rivers

    "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'.
    For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds." Joan Rivers

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    "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
    Rodney Dangerfield

    “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
    Camille Paglia

    “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
    Woody Allen

    When seen - obscene, when heard - absurd, but done - great fun.
    ~ John O'Mill ~

    Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.
    ~ Unknown ~

    Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
    ~ Woody Allen ~


    Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
    ~ George Bernard Shaw ~

    I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection.
    ~ Groucho Marx ~

    Sex without love is merely physical exercise. But that's real healthy, isn't it?
    ~ Unknown ~

    A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
    ~ Redd Foxx ~

    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
    ~ Unknown ~
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    Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

    Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

    Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

    Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~George Bernard Shaw

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    'I've no idea what I'm doing'

    Mousey
    Let's get tooled up, blud!

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