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  1. 22-04-11, 22:24 #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    just like to add to this thread....
    i seen a movie the other day where the guys bought a squash, cut a hole in it, put it in the microwave for a minute then well he didnt have to fork out any dosh for an escort , sorted
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    you do know someone will read that and try it???... fs ppl dont do it....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    just like to add to this thread....
    i seen a movie the other day where the guys bought a squash, cut a hole in it, put it in the microwave for a minute then well he didnt have to fork out any dosh for an escort , sorted
    pmsl
    Wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    According to my ex you can also use

    An apple pie
    Two sofa cushions squished together
    A chicken
    The vacuum cleaner hose.


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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_m View Post
    If the person leaves with a smile on their face then it is money well spent
    Excellent. We are coming around to the same wavelength now, this is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    you do know someone will read that and try it???... fs ppl dont do it....lol
    "Like warm apple pie..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    According to my ex you can also use

    An apple pie
    Two sofa cushions squished together
    A chicken
    The vacuum cleaner hose.
    im guessing ye were not in love...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    just like to add to this thread....
    i seen a movie the other day where the guys bought a squash, cut a hole in it, put it in the microwave for a minute then well he didnt have to fork out any dosh for an escort , sorted
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    do u have a link for that please? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    According to my ex you can also use

    An apple pie
    Two sofa cushions squished together
    A chicken
    The vacuum cleaner hose.


    Good to go boys?
    and for us escorts on suck shitty pay we cant affort a dildo:

    a cucumber
    a carrot
    the vaccume cleaner hose

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    you do know someone will read that and try it???... fs ppl dont do it....lol
    only u babe lol xxxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    and for us escorts on suck shitty pay we cant affort a dildo:

    a cucumber
    a carrot
    the vaccume cleaner hose

    pmsl
    Shower head
    Electric toothbrush
    Washing Machine on Spin Cycle..

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