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    Quote Originally Posted by Headlad View Post
    Oh, that reminds me, I have another one - in my defense, I was 6. I wanted toast, but couldn't get the plug of the kettle out of the socket, so... I decided to lever it out with a knife. If it hadn't been a butter knife with a bone handle, I'd not be typing this today, but it still blew me clean across the kitchen. Now, my electrical knowledge sucked back then, but you have to give me credit for a rudimentary understanding of fulcrums, non?
    You were allowed to use knives and electrical appliances at 6??? I wasn't allowed to even tie my own shoe laces until 12! ¬_¬

    .......... Ok maybe a slight exhaggeration but... Meh. lol
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    When I was about 15 my parents went away for the weekend. A few of my mates called round with a few beers, one thing lead to another and one of the bright sparks suggested I rented out the Adult Channel of satellite for the night. Having a few drinks in me, enjoying the craic and not wanting to be a spoil sport I thought it was a great idea, only problem was I billed it to my Dad’s credit card and instead of ordering it just for one night I paid for a months subscription, he wasn’t happy when he received his bill and found it on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willyup View Post
    Had a brief affair with a married woman.
    It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

    Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.
    That’s a lovely story, just as long as everyone lived happily ever after that’s the main thing.
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    sorry amber im on my laptop but for you next time ill leave more spaces ok..sorry again
    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Darl are you typin with your phone?
    Please please can you put bigger spaces between sentances and stanzas I find it so hard to read otherwise.

    Merci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itstimenow View Post
    sorry amber im on my laptop but for you next time ill leave more spaces ok..sorry again
    No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all
    Oh to be Eb's glasses

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    of all the things you could have sat on hunny .....
    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all

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    I take the biscuit with this one,dying for a pee one night decided for a laugh to pee through friends letterbox
    in mid stream his sister opened door and i let go lid,well you guessed im trawled up the hall by the willy pain was excruciating had to go to hospital as bleeding wouldnt stop
    think of how i described how willy was like a mangled sausage and still have scars

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    with out a shadow of a doubt...joining this site has to be the dumbest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOBWIL View Post
    I take the biscuit with this one,dying for a pee one night decided for a laugh to pee through friends letterbox
    in mid stream his sister opened door and i let go lid,well you guessed im trawled up the hall by the willy pain was excruciating had to go to hospital as bleeding wouldnt stop
    think of how i described how willy was like a mangled sausage and still have scars
    brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it I feel your pain man

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