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    Default a smile to end the day - enjoy

    Just to finish the day off with a smile a few jokes

    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the
    biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on.
    I said "You're pulling my leg"


    I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.
    They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency.


    A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
    The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from?
    You sound English", "I'm from across the severn," replies the man nervously.
    "What do you do, just across the Severn?", "I'm a taxidermist."
    "What on earth is one of those?", "I mount animals."
    "Its alright boys," shouts the barman he's one of us.


    nite all Tiff xx

    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    Thanks Tiff nite darling .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Tiff, it is with great regret that I wish to inform you, that to say these jokes are a bit shit, is a masterclass in tact.

    Xxx
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    Nice one Tiff. Nighty nite and sweet dreams.
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    I am smiling indeed. Thanks Tiff!!

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