Skirt Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile
to the bus driver, she reached behind her
to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step,
only to discover
that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more
and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and yelled
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
Not the funniest joke ever but has a ring to it aye?
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