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    Default Man catches fire while watching porn

    Cops and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a man to burst into flames while watching porn in a private booth at a San Francisco sex shop.

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    I keep telling you guys you must lubricate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post
    Cops and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a man to burst into flames while watching porn in a private booth at a San Francisco sex shop.

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    I keep telling you guys you must lubricate!
    Spontaneous Human Cum-bustion! LOL! He must have worked up a spark whilst 'tossing the caber'!

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    See, guys, first rule: always trim the kindling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franken996 View Post
    Cops and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a man to burst into flames while watching porn in a private booth at a San Francisco sex shop.

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    I keep telling you guys you must lubricate!
    pmsl (sorry)

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    He wasnt a drummer for Spinal Tap by any chance?
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    Elementary my dear Watsons,

    Based on the article information , this is what we know. With the internet, one no longer needs to visit a porn shop to watch porn. Therefore, he was there for other business. Second, the booths are notorious for hook ups. Therefore we can surmise that he was not there for terpsichorean purposes, although he was not alone. Third, this occurred in San Francisco, with one of the largest gay populations in the USA.

    If you eliminate the impossible, what remains is the truth. Therefore, this is what happened:
    Said suspect went into the booth with an unknown companion. After feeling her boobs up, he noticed a liquid on his hands. fearing it was blood, he took out his lighter to shed some light. What he didn't know was that his companion was a TS, who had used a cheap brand of cooking oil to fill the balloons he was using for fake boobs. When the lighter ignited the flammable liquid, the fake boobs exploded and engulf the idiot in flames.

    Another case solved, Watson. LOL

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