huh?...visual aid pls????Originally Posted by Apollo1
huh?...visual aid pls????
a thousand kisses deep..
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Sorry there is none what with my hands being full and all and there was no one else around to see it...you will just have to take my word for it...
Ric Hardgear (15-04-11)
I wore a pink shirt into work. Only once though.
He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke.
TheH (15-04-11)
Allowed my girl friend to practise taking blood and giving injections on my body when training. said using oranges was not like the real things.
It cost her with plenty of sex
little said is easy mended
TheH (15-04-11)
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Slipped while running and landed directly on the point of my elbow breaking it and causing a hairline fracture up my forearm and didnt cry.
Strangely though when I broke my toe I howled like a banshee.
Oh and I faced down a marauding bunch of skinhead Millwall fans.
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I swim every Christmas day - normally in the forty foot in Dublin but last year it was in Spain - I am getting old
deedin, the manliest thing i ever did do is a memory that recurs on a regular basis. i did ejaculate all over my own current th'squeezes face, hair, mouth and ears. i left her face like a plasterers overalls. id say
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I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
ChiefHandker (15-04-11), Lincoln (15-04-11), realdeal (15-04-11), samlad (15-04-11), shake and vac (15-04-11)
Post this !
Rayden (15-04-11)
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Stood up to Lucy chambers on Rachel thread.
I'm back being a lapdog now.... Lol.
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I knocked a guy out cold one time in a streetfight outside a chipper in front of some girls. He was actually fighting someone else, and a stray fist clocked me on the cheek and I dropped my bag of chips. I swung for him, and dropped with him with this fucking sexy uppercut right on the chin. He went down on his ass like a sack of spuds, eyes open but rolled back up into his head. I yelled something like "Mind me chips, you cunt!" as he went down.
There were these girls with big tits standing nearby and they were all turned on by my masculinity.
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